Hi, I'm Michael and I'm sexually frustated.
16 / Queer / Cali


dggeoff:

dggeoff:

my family got me a vibrating toothbrush that i can most definitely use to masturbate and finally get off gdi but the only problem here is that it’s got mike wasowskis face on it and i don’t know if im ready for that level of commitment

i did it. i did it and i hate myself.


merasmus:

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holy shit scoobert goin hard as hell watch the fuck out gang image

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"Drunk text me. I want
to be the one you think of
when you can’t think straight."




dirtybongobeats:

lowkeat:

Today in science we learned that you can never gain cold, you can only have an absence of heat; and it made me think that maybe hatred doesn’t exist, and there’s only an absence of love.

this is the realist shit I’ve ever read

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